My Favorite Cream Cheese Frosting

I consider myself somewhat of an expert on frosting. In my younger days, I used to eat it out of a can pretty often. Then, I started baking and discovered the GIGANTIC difference between homemade and store bought. I won't touch the can stuff now and even find myself weary of buying cakes. I rather make the icing myself!

Cream cheese frosting has long been my favorite.. I think because its the first choice of most of my favorite cakes! Red velvet, Carrot, Banana, Italian Cream Cake, etc! Whatever the cake, cream cheese frosting is something every cook needs in her repertoire. This is my go-to recipe that I've made numerous times and it is ALWAYS  a hit.

I use this recipe from Annie's Eats so you should go on over there, read it, and make it immediately!

Dutch Oven Bread

My dear friend Danica and I met while working as college students for the Bureau of Land Management. Just typing that sentence made me feel really old. Anyways, spending 8 hours a day in the same cube as someone could be really annoying-- but luckily we bonded pretty quickly. Much of that bond was over 1) food 2) food blogs 3) our newly found love of Pinterest. Even though we don't work together anymore, we still like to share recipes and I am so thankful that she made this bread to have with a dinner I cooked us one night (I use the term "cook" pretty loosely here-- I grilled some chicken and put it on top of frozen pre-made gnocci). Bella, Danica, & I ate the whole loaf and I feel like I could have eaten the whole thing myself-- it was THAT good, especially hot out of the oven. Dani got the recipe from her neighbor and then I begged her to give it to me. I get the feeling its the kind of recipe that gets passed around pretty quickly. I think a basic bread recipe is a staple for any cook and this will definitely be mine. I didn't really know what to call the bread and when I asked Danica what type it was she said "I dunno...artisan?" Haha. So we'll leave it at that.

Here's an unflattering picture that I'm pretty sure we both hate but is somehow our only picture together? It was on a work trip and detoured into a hiking/cave exploration.

Four ingredients.. you couldn't ask for anything more simple! Salt, Flour, Yeast, Water. If you're wondering why there is a weird black thing coming out of my bookcase-- it's a hand pump for my exercise ball. I usually waste so much effort pumping it up that I'm much too exhausted to use the exercise ball for actual exercise, anyway. But that is neither here nor there.

Measure out 4.5 cups of flour. I use a knife to level it out because my scooping is pretty wild.

Are you scared of working with yeast? I was. I don't know why, it's just another ingredient you mix in like anything else [except that there's some crazy chemical reaction that takes place, yadda yadda..] but for all intents and purpose, THE SAME. You find it in the baking aisle by the flour. Who would've thought? Bonus: it's really cheap.

Add 3/4 tsp. of yeast to the flour.

Pretend there's a picture of me adding salt here. Sometimes I forget things. Sometimes.

Last but not least, add your 2.25 cups of water and gently stir to combine. How hard is it to take a picture of pouring water with an iphone? Pretty hard. [Well, I guess I could have tried more than one take but you know... effort.]

Danica says she uses her hand to "stir until it becomes a big shaggy mess." I think that sums it up. Obviously, I did not use my hands. But I did think about it, for a minute.

After the ingredients combine, stop stirring! You just want to mix until it barely holds together. Over-mixing kills baby seals. It's very sad, so please don't do it!

See? A shaggy mess. Now cover this up and leave it alone for the next 18 hours!

This is what I came back to the next day. Looks.. foamy. Then, I got it out and shaped it into a ball and left it on my cutting board until ready to bake.

It wasn't a really round ball... Okay, it's a square :( Put your dutch oven in for awhile to get it nice and hot, then plop the dough in and cover it with the lid. Let bake 30 minutes with the lid, then about 15 without.

Trust me when I say, this smells amazing. Like so amazing I burn my tongue because I can't wait for it to  cool. Every. Time.

Served best warm with some nice melty butter :) Or margarine, if you're insane.

Mini Strawberry Cheesecakes

These cheesecakes are a great Valentine's treat, my valentine(s) sure loved them last year! I mean, they're sweet AND red.  Bella loves anything with strawberries. I love cheesecake more than I love most.. things, but at most restaurants its filled with a ton of fat and sugar. Which is fine because it's DESSERT, but what isn't fine is the giant serving sizes that make you up waste your entire day's calories on one item (I'm looking at YOU, cheesecake factory!). These cakes are super sweet yet contain no sugar (I used Baking Splenda) and are cupcake sized so you get to enjoy your treat while still watching portions. Some people are really opposed to using fake sugar (Aspartame) but my valentine who is also a chemist assures me I would have to eat a LOT more Splenda to see any negative effects. I know that I don't normally listen to his scientific ramblings but this one benefits me :) I've also made these cheesecakes with non-fat cream cheese and while they tasted pretty good, the consistency was just terrible. So don't make my mistakes, okay? Learn from me.

Ingredients:

• 16 oz. Cream Cheese. (You could use half low-fat cheese here and still be okay)
• 1 C. Splenda for Baking + 1/2 C. for topping. Note: you could use regular sugar here if you so desire, just know the calories will be higher.
• 2 Eggs
• 12 Vanilla Wafers
• 2 Cups Fresh Strawberries
• 2 tsp. Vanilla Extract
• 2 Tbs. Orange Juice
• Dash of Salt

To Make Topping:

1. Cut strawberries into bite-size pieces. 

2. Coat with 1/2 C. Baking Splenda (you may not use all of the splenda).

3. Mix 2 tbs. orange juice and 1 tsp. vanilla into strawberry mixture. Add dash of salt.

4. Cover, refrigerate for at least an hour.

To Make Cheesecakes:

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

2. Place a muffin cup into each of 12 muffin tins and put a vanilla wafer (flat side down) in each.

3. Beat cream cheese until fluffy. Add in 1 C. baking splenda and 1 tsp. vanilla extract, beating well. Add in eggs one at a time, beating well after each.

4. Spoon into muffin tins. Bake for about 20 minutes.

5. Let cool completely then put in refrigerator for at least an hour.

(note: my cakes were cracked after baking but after putting them in the fridge, they sort of welded back together. Plus, once you put the strawberries on top, you can't tell. stupid high altitude)

Before serving, spoon strawberry topping on the cakes and enjoy! Or give them away as presents so you don't eat them all, which has been my strategy :)

Shrimp Spring Rolls

I've always been hesitant to try any Asian recipes because whenever I look at the ingredient list, I have no idea what they're talking about (just wait for my post on Miso Soup)! I finally decided to get over this fear and try my hand at one of my favorite appetizers/light lunches-- Spring Rolls. Did I mention these are really healthy? These are really healthy.

This all started when I decided on a whim to take a trip to the Asian grocery store. I used Yelp to find one close to me that had good reviews (although I didn't know what to make of the reviews because most people were praising ingredients I had never heard of). If you live in Salt Lake, I highly recommend (based on no other experience whatsoever..) the South East Supermarket on 422 East and 900 South.

In retrospect, I REALLY wish I had taken pictures while at the market. It was completely overwhelming as most of the labels aren't in English (duh) and I didn't know exactly what I was looking for.The good news is that this store had LOTS of help on staff who were very knowledgeable and friendly. I also noticed that the produce was ridiculously cheap, especially the fresh herbs. Score.

I googled some of my favorite sushi restaurant's menus and looked at the ingredients for their spring rolls and then just went to town buying up ingredients.

Recipe: Spring Rolls
Ingredients

• Bell Pepper
• Sprouts
• Mint
• Rice Noodles
• Rice Paper / Wonton Paper
• Shrimp
• Carrots
• Cucumber
• Chives
• Bok Choy

This was also my first time deshelling, deveining, and cooking shrimp. It was no where near as hard as I thought and have no idea why I was so intimidated before.  I used this tutorial and was done in no time. Anyway, start with your raw shrimp. I used a half lb. I recently went wade fishing with my family, and my boyfriend had to put the live shrimp on the hook for me because it was just too gross. So it took a bit of courage for me to work with these shrimp even if they are dead. I think it's the eyes.

Peel and devein. It's kind of gross but just remember the shrimp are already dead and can't feel anything. That helps me, anyway. You should have seen Bella's face when I pulled the heads off. I was like," Listen, don't look at me that way. I am not a monster!"

Next, boil the shrimp until they turn.. shrimpy-colored. Like this:

Now they don't look so awful! Now I want to eat them. I also hear you can boil them with shells ON for maximum flavor. I'll have to try that next time.

Next, it's time to make the rice noodles (aka vermicelli). Follow the instructions for  your noodles and cook. Drain and set aside. Very easy. Here's a picture of mine in case you don't know what to look for.

After you have the shrimp and noodles cooked, it's time to start chopping veggies!  Chop 'em up and pull the leaves off the herbs. Make sure to use small portions, you don't want to bite into a big chunk of anything. I didn't have it but you can also use basil instead of/in addition to mint. Doesn't this look beautiful? A rainbow of goodness.

Carrots, Chives, Bell Pepper, Cucumber, Bok Choy, Sprouts, Mint, Shrimp, Rice Noodles.

Now for the fun part! And by that, I mean the intimidating part. I was pretty anxious about rolling up the noodles and working with rice paper, but once again, it was for nothing. Grab a bowl of warm water for dipping the paper into. Make sure you have everything you need readily accessible so you can work quickly. You can buy rice paper frozen or ready to go. Here's what I used:

Submerge the paper in warm water for about a second or two and place on a flat surface (I used a cutting board.) I put down a layer of rice noodles, veggies, and topped with shrimp along one of the edges. Now roll like a burrito! That means you pull the sides in, then roll up. You'll see that the paper is very sticky and pliable. Much easier than a burrito, actually.

Yum! How pretty do these look? Cut in half and dip into some peanut sauce. You can buy it from the store or make your own. The Asian grocery store had SO many kinds. I didn't love the recipe I tried so I won't be posting it. Sorry.

Ta-da! They tasted delish and were fun to make once I got the hang of it. A Spring Roll Rolling Party seems like a great idea to me. Everyone could pick whatever ingredients they want and make their own dinner. Any dinner where the guests cook for themselves is always a good idea, right?

Southern Buttermilk Biscuits

Is there anything better than a fresh from the oven, hot, buttery, buttermilk biscuit? If you've ever been to the South, you know there isn't.

Growing up, I have fond memories of visiting my grandma's house in the carolina's and eating her homemade biscuits for breakfast (and let's be honest, lunch and dinner). Though we didn't visit often because of the distance, I remember very distinctly that these were special. I always looked forward to them and loved helping her make them, though, sadly, she died when I was about 8 and I never got the recipe.

You know how when someone dies whatever it is that they did becomes even MORE special? That's how it was with Grandma and her biscuits. One day, we were eating at KFC when I declared that these hot biscuits were "almost as good as Grandma's!" My dad was VERY offended and declared that they were not even CLOSE to as good as Grandma's were.

Now that I'm older (and ironically, despise KFC biscuits), I don't know what I was thinking when I made that statement! Homemade biscuits are so so so much better. Living in Utah, I began to really crave buttermilk biscuits but didn't know how to make them and neither did my mom (but she does make awesome flour tortillas--stay tuned). I began searching the web and trying different recipes.

In my research, I learned that it mainly came down to the flour used. The best flour you can use is White Lilly Southern Self Rising Flour. It's sold in grocery stores all along the South, but can be hard to find in other states. You can buy it online though! I promise it's worth it and a bag should last you awhile. I've tried other recipes using regular flour and cake flour (cake flour is a close second) but the White Lilly flour is simply the best in my opinion.

Now, if you have White Lilly flour, then you only need three ingredients and to follow the directions on the back! You'll need flour, salted butter, and buttermilk. I learned quickly that successful biscuit-making isn't so much about ingredients as it is about process and technique. Here are some tips I found useful from friends, relatives, and, of course, the internet.

1. Use cold butter and milk. There are scientific reasons behind this, but I am not the scientist (that would be Cody) and won't bore you with that nonsense useful information. I measure out the milk and stick it back in the fridge and cut up the butter into chunks and stick it in the freezer.

2. To begin, preheat your oven to 500 degrees. Add the butter chunks into the flour by either cutting them in (with your fingers or two knives) or using a food processor. I use a food processor because it takes me too long with my fingers and the butter gets melty (remember, the butter needs to be cold! and your hands are hot!). You want it resemble crumbs but  with a few chunks still present. NOT TOO FINE.

3. Very slowly, add the cold milk to the crumb mixture. Don't add it all at once. Slowly stir it in (I use a wooden spoon) until the dough all sticks together and then don't stir a second longer! The less you work with the dough, the fluffier your biscuits will be. If you added too much milk, the dough will be very sticky so just add a little flour.

4. On a floured surface, turn over the dough and knead about twice. Gently flatten your dough, touching as little as you can. Use a biscuit cutter or glass or jar to cut your biscuits. Press firmly and don't twist. This is usually the point in the process where Bella jumps in to "help" (so she has an excuse to sit on the counter and get flour everywhere) and I painfully watch as she twists the biscuit cutters around. Salvage what you can from your toddler and then put the biscuits on a greased cookie sheet.

5. With the remaining dough, try to form biscuits by squishing the dough into a circular shape instead of patting it down again and cutting. Even so, these second round biscuits won't be quite as fluffy because you touched them more. Stop touching the biscuits! How many times do I have to tell you, Bella?

6. Place the biscuits so that their sides are touching. This will keep them soft and make them rise higher.

7. You can choose to brush with melted butter before or after baking. To me, brushing before baking will just help them brown a little more and look more appealing. Tastes the same either way. Cook for 7-9 minutes or until bottoms are golden brown.

8. There are many variations you can make with this recipe. My favorite is to just add shredded cheddar cheese and top with melted garlic butter. Just like red lobster, maybe better!

Skinny Strawberry Angel Food Cake

Finding fat-free desserts is hard to do. As I've talked about before, my dad had a heart-attack pretty recently so cooking for him can be a challenge, especially in the dessert area! This shortcake is easy, low cal, and most importantly-- fat & cholesterol free. I first attempted to make a strawberry shortcake recipe from one of my cookbooks, "Cook Yourself Thin Faster." The shortcakes were TINY and still contained fat-- very unsatisfying. I knew Angel food cake is inherently fat-free, so I decided to use that as my shortcake base. I re-worked the filling from that recipe, substituted angel food cake, and changed the topping completely. And the result was.. amazing! This recipe makes a lot-- 12 servings and they are a pretty generous serving size so you definitely won't be left hungry. At under 200 calories a serving, it's certainly the guilt-free dessert everyone can enjoy. Everyone in my family loved it-- which is rare! We make this pretty often now.

Ingredients:

• 1 Box Angel Food Cake Mix (We used Duncan Hines)
• 3 C. Non-fat Vanilla Yogurt
• Orange Zest to taste
• Lemon Zest to taste
• 6 tsp. Baking Splenda
• 3 lb. Strawberries
• 5 tsp. Orange Juice

For the Strawberry Topping:

1. Cut up strawberries into bite size pieces. 

2. Toss with 3 tsp. Splenda (add more or less depending on ripeness of your strawberries!)

3. Add 5 tsp. Orange Juice and toss. Cover and refrigerate.

For the Angel Food Cake:

1. Follow directions on box-- if high altitude, make adjustments listed. Cook until DARK golden brown and dry, do not undercook!

2. Turn upside down and cool completely.

3. Cut into 12 pieces.
Note: You can totally make angel food cake from scratch that's even better but I don't usually have that may egg whites just laying around. Also, you could use store-bought angel food cake but I hate it. Okay, thanks for listening.

For Filling:

1. Mix Yogurt, 3 tsp. Splenda, orange and lemon zest.
I first tried 3 tsp. lemon zest and it was WAY too lemon-y. Then I tried 1.5 lemon and 1.5 orange, which was still too lemon-y in my opinion but my mom loved. So adjust to your liking, start small and work up. Sometimes when I'm feeling wild, I beat in a little light cream cheese. But then it's not fat free anymore and everyone loses. 

Spoon yogurt mixture over cake and top with strawberry mixture. Enjoy!

Roasted Asparagus w/ Lemon Dipping Sauce

Almost everyone loves asparagus, especially when it's soaked in butter and smothered with hollandaise sauce. My brother always orders it when we go out for steak. Side note, has anyone seen those GIANT asparagus stalks? Are they on steroids or what's the deal with that?!  That pretty much ruins this side dish as a healthy vegetable. When I was making this dish for  lunch for my dad,  I knew I needed to omit the butter and fat as much as possible. This dish is tasty and the sauce is a much healthier substitute for hollandaise, but as always, don't drench your vegetables in the sauce! Just use it for dipping, okay? That is what sauce is for. Dipping.

Ingredients:

• Asparagus
• Olive Oil
• Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Paprika
• 1/4 C. Low-Fat Mayo made with Olive Oil
• 2 tablespoons Lemon Juice
• 1 teaspoon White Wine Vinegar

To Make the Asparagus: Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

1. Remove the "tough ends" from asparagus by cutting off about an inch from the end.
2. Peel remaining bottom half of asparagus with a peeler.
3. Line asparagus up on a foil-lined baking sheet so that there is no overlap.
4. Brush with olive oil.
5. Sprinkle with salt (I used salt substitute since this was for my dad), garlic, black pepper, and paprika.
6. Bake until tender but still crispy. About 25-30 minutes.

To Make Lemon Dipping Sauce:
1. Mix mayo, lemon juice, white wine vinegar in a bowl.
2. Add salt and pepper to taste.